You Were All Wrong

Today the Landlay and the SpermDonor found out what I have known for quite some time now . . .

I have a penis. Not just any penis, but an ENORMOUS penis. What pissed me off was that the woman who was doing the ultrasound referred to it as a "little penis." Look here Ms. No-Milk-In-Your-Jugs ultrasound tech, I have a big, BIG, B I G penis. It's huge.

In other news, I've been kicking the crap out of the Landlady lately. While the milkless wonder was doing the ultrasound, she commented that I have long legs and also that I have long toes. Everything else went aces during the ultrasound. My heart was beating at a healthy rate, my brain looked good, and my skeletal system checked out. My weight is a little above average, which is probably due to my massive penis.

And to all of you who thought I was a girl, you were wrong!