Damn Right I'm Thankful

Yes I know I'm lazy piece of developing human & my thank yous are way over due, but when you are growing important organs & peeing inside your LandLady time seems to slip by. So Cash inspected everything for me since I'm still a prisoner.
I want to give shout outs to those I hadn't given out in my previous Thank Yous.

The Real Mother Hen got me this a bird thingy. Of course she got me a peacock, because pea & cock are funny words & they like to show off how beautiful they are. I know I will be beautiful just like the Male Britney.

Simply Curious Girl got me a mirror. She totally agrees that vanity is the way to go. Looks are everything. Sometimes ugly people do win like Seal getting Heidi Klum, but God likes to shake things up a bit for a good laugh or cry.

Mike or his daughter or his wife got me a cool stuff doggy & swaddle blanket which is almost like a straight jacket. I will remember who got me a straight jacket. Cash was not a fan of the dog because the dog was white. She's a racist, but it's okay. She's black.

COLCOL has a cool first name. I want his first name if I'm a boy, but the LandLady said no. He rocks with the high Snuffleupagus stuff animal & I'm going to be banging my head even though my neck muscles are developed to AC/DC.

Tombo's other kick ass gift came. Yes I will be shouting red devil duckies at my LandLady & SpermDonor. They suck, but all of you guys rock.

Phoebe Fay & I both want to be sedated. I will be rockin' in my Ramones onesie.

Again to the one woman with rocking breasts who started this all, I want to give you a big fetus hug to Here Today Gone Tomorrow . Please note I'm only about 5.5 inches long & I'm a size of a large ass bell pepper so the hug will feel more like a flutter in your stomach. Thank you for all of your gift including the crib sheets which made the LandLady very happy. I plan on pushing the SpermDonor & the LandLady out of the bed so they'll have to sleep in the crib. Also a big bark from Cash for the Johnny Cash Onesie. She's very partial to her namesake.

Room and Board Issues

Man, I'm bored in here. I got a new TV installed, but it keeps shorting out. Stupid amniotic fluid, it really does a number on my electronics. On the plus side, I've managed to knock down a few walls and I'm slowly taking over more and more of my landlady. If this keeps up, I'll pretty much run her entire body. That'll be a major improvement over the current state of affairs, let me tell you. She has terrible taste in food, and I have to work really hard to get her to eat a meatball sub. She won't even eat good deserts! Last night we were at a friend of her's and SpermDonor's who made strawberry tarts with ice cream for desert. Did she eat hers? NO! She just gave it to SpermDonor. What a rip.