Here's the first gift, one from my homie Uncle Ted V. He got me the lullaby tunes of the Cure. As Uncle Ted BadAss V said "It sure beats the fuck out of Barney." Thank you very much. I hate big purple toolbag dinosaurs.
The next gift was the satanic rubber ducky. Thanks goes to Tombo who has excellent taste. Cash had to make sure it was safe since cat cooties & the devil are related.
For the final box that arrived today, I have to give big props to the Lady who started all of this. Without her I wouldn't have anything. The LandLady & the SpermDonor are cheap and would rather spend their money on bourbon & porn which they say it's not for me. I want me some porn & bourbon, too! Share the wealth, man! A big AngryGinger hug & thanks goes out to Here Today Gone Tomorrow.Thanks for doing all of this. I'll be rocking with the Ramones, my organic receiving blanket, & my two awesome books.
