Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Come On!


The only thing keeping me from coming home is that my heart rate will drop. I have to be seven days free of the "spells" before I can come home.

So come on spells, fuck off.
I want to come home so I can be held all day & have the titty on demand.

11 comments:

Phoebe Fay said...

Just keep thinking about the titties, and that'll keep your heart going.

And has your mommy told you lately that you have perfect little ears? Really, quite nice. Girls will be standing in line to nibble on them.

Malach the Merciless said...

Ask for Cocaine, that will speed up your heart.

Colonel Colonel said...

Titties on demand is a beautiful thing.

here today, gone tomorrow said...

(I want to nomnomnom those cheeks!)

Soon, very, very soon, little man.

Hungry Mother said...

Hang in there buddy. After the long wait, you'll really enjoy home.

Cissy Strutt said...

Ginger vibes from the other side of the world - and you know how strong ginger vibes are. You got them too!

Malicious Intent said...

You mean the titties don't stay with you 24/7?? What horrible service!

Sara Sue said...

This proves what I've suspected all along, your mom has heart stopping tits!

Malicious Intent said...

ok, enough bitching about your titties not being around, the damn services at the "center" and that you now really regret who your sperm donor is....
Come over to my crib and take my holiday challenge...you my lovely dear can put a serious hurting to the tittie monster and sperm donor.

The Real Mother Hen said...

Merry Christmas my friend. Grow up quickly and give your ma more headache please.

Cissy Strutt said...

A brilliant New Year to you little ag. We are so glad you are in the world ... and ginger!!