I won my battle with the air tube in my nostrils. The nurses took it out a few days ago and let me pee on it before throwing it away. I have a new enemy now, my feeding tube. It goes down my nose. Over the last few days, I've ripped it out about a half-dozen times. The nurses keep putting it back in for some reason. It may have something to do with the fact that I stop breathing when fed from the bottle and the tube is the only way I can eat. I don't see the big deal. So what if I stop breathing every now and then? Anyway, once I get the "breathe and eat" trick down, I'll be allowed to leave the hospital and pee all over my parents at their house. Heh, heh. I hope they're ready to get peed on, because I've got urine with their names on it.
Boobie juice is also putting wieght on me. I should sell this shit on the black market.
8 comments:
That whole breathing and eating at the same time is a hard trick. Some of us are still working on it.
Now, work on getting rid of that feeding tube so you can start getting your milk direct from the source. Once you go tit, kid, you'll never go back!
"I get the "breathe and eat" trick down, I'll be allowed to leave the hospital and pee all over my parents at their house."
After you learn, could you teach our President?
Well, on second thought- never mind.
Hey, I haven't drawn breath since 1325AD.
Pee?? What about that nasty mustard poop?? Oh, your poor parents...
Is that a picture of you? You're a handsome dude, and awesome glasses!
Yes, real boobs do rock.
I put my booby juice right next to my Tru Blood in the frig.
At least your appetite has returned!
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