Friday, October 17, 2008

Freakin' Clothes, Hot Nurse, & SpermDonor

So the incubator warmers are off so I have to regulate my own temperature. That's totally bull shit. I also have to wear clothes now. That's also bullshit. I may look like SpermDonor, but my dislike for clothes I get from the MilkJugs.

I will fuss with all the nurses except my girlfriend. She's hot, young, & blonde. I don't fuss with her so she can put clothes on me & swaddle me all night long.

So last night I got a visit from MilkJugs & SpermDonor. I was going in & out of sleep so I only caught pieces of the conversation SpermDonor was telling me. He said something like he was an attonery or maybe it was that he kissed the Blarney Stone. I don't know what the hell he was talking about and it seems like it's a thin line between being an attonery & kissing a Blarney Stone. He also mentioned something that he will sue anyone that mistreats me. Well he better sue all the ugly nurses. I only want my girlfriend caring for me.

6 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

No preistly visits yet?

here today, gone tomorrow said...

I hate wearing clothes. Let's get Sperm Donor to sue everyone who makes us wear clothes!

Hungry Mother said...

For you, attorneys are going to be cash donors, so keep the lawyer jokes to yourself until you graduate from college.

Malicious Intent said...

Graduate from college and get that Mercedes Benz as a college grad gift. Then mouth him off.

So things are going well for ya since you broke out of the joint.
Would really appreciate it if you would put up your most recent mug shot from your last parol hearing that didn't go quite as planned. And a bit larger...hard to recognize you with those glasses on.

Phoebe Fay said...

I know wearing clothes sucks, but at least you have some awesome outfits waiting for you. If you must be clothed, be cool.

AngryGinger said...

Malach,
I don't want to be molested.

Here,
We could get a class action suit.

Hungry,
I'll suck him for all that he's worth.

MI,
I don't want the cops to come after.

Fay,
I have some rockin' onesie that as soon as I'm out I'll put them on.