Since I got myself born before the election, I recant my prior support for McCain/Palin. Now that I'm out of the womb, I don't have to worry about nutty issues like abortion. All I care about is getting changed on a regular basis.
I'm currently living in a NeoNatal Care Unit. It's a nice place, very warm, lots of female nurses catering to my every wish, and regular visits from my parents. I gripped onto my Pop's finger yesterday and wouldn't let him go. Moms has changed my diaper a few times, all is well. The only thing I don't like is the room quality oxygen that is being run through my nose to help me remember to breathe. I hate that thing! I keep pulling it out and the nurses keep putting more tape on me so I can't move it. I will win, believe me, I will win.
Part of me wants to get home to check out all those nice presents that I got from all my blogger friends, but then again, I'm not crazy about getting away from this 24 hour care.
For those of you who want to know how I was born, that's a whole other story that I will tell you later. Right now, I'm going back under my spotlight for my jaundice treatment. They just put my shades on.
AngryGinger out.
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Welcome to the real world kid. Just born and already causing problems for the parents. Good boy! Keep up the good work, it will pay off one day.
If you think that grabbing the old man's finger was fun, wait until you are a little older and can kick him in the balls. That'll be a riot.
I like it. Only 3 days old and you already have an attitude! Welcome, dear boy!
Welcome, and you picked a great time of history to be born in, I supposed though is can't get worse can it?
Welcome to the World! Have you poked any of your hot nurses breasts yet? Go for it, they'll think it's cute now, and you won't get another chance 'till you hit college.
Thanks for being another taxpayer to help bail us out. May I suggest Penn State as your future college?
Can't wait to see you again, buddy!
Welcome.
From now on, every summer you have to spend your time with me, so I can tutor you in Chinese and maths, feed you Asian food, and drive your parents crazy.
I knew the world felt like it got just a bit better the other day! Now I know why: You're here getting ready to school us all on what wild and stubborn really mean. Those NICU folks are really good at clearing up jaundice so fast you won't even remember your first pair of shades (unless your Moms steals a pair for your baby book).
Dude...those glasses are rockin'.
Can I have them when you are done?
Welcome kiddo! Giant heaps of love and joy and milk-filled boobs!
oh you dear little boy hello there. welcome and may I just say boobsboobsboobs. (that works on the big boys too)
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