I don't ask for that much from my parents, just a little calcium from the LandLady's bones. If I get that, I'm fine. But I can't believe what the LandLady and the SpermDonor are doing to me. They're voting for . . . gasp . . . Obama/Biden.
Terrible, I know.
How can they support someone who is a baby killer? All I want to do is make sure that I'll be able to be born, and with nuts like McCain and Palin, who don't want to allow abortion even in cases of rape and incest, I won't have to worry about any trips to the abortionist in between stops at IHOP and Target.
My Grandma was trying to tell me that I have to think about the future, and about what McCain would do to Social Security. I reminded her that I'm due after the election, and that I just want to be born, we can worry about Social Security later. And little things like taxes, the war in Iraq, and the housing crisis are pretty trivial when compared to being born. Once I get out of the womb, we can deal with all that other stuff. In fact, once I'm born, I probably won't care about abortion until I'm in high school and I knock up some chick. At that point, I'll be in favor of it, but we'll deal with that when we get there.
I just want to get born.
VOTE McCAIN/PALIN, MAKE SURE I WILL BE BORN!
Saturday, September 20, 2008
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7 comments:
Wow, and you not even a teen and hate your parents
You are young and foolish. Wait til you are your parents' age - yeah, old and foolish.
Your parents must want to kill you.
so where the fuck are pictures of your ass?
like i fully expected some sonogram of your weiner or whatnot.
i was even considering getting knocked up myself just so i could compete, but now, i just dont have it in me.
I heard that Cash was voting McCain/Palin too, because Palin hates cats.
Don't piss off the old lady yet. You'll have plenty of time to do that when you're two.
Pace yourself little one. Only thing you need to worry about is PETA. PETA wants to steal your momma's milk to make ice cream to save the cows. Seriously...I blogged about it. So if I were you, I would hate PETA for trying to kill you slowly by starvation so folks like me can get our pint of Chunky Monkey.
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