Wednesday, August 20, 2008

You Were All Wrong

Today the Landlay and the SpermDonor found out what I have known for quite some time now . . .

I have a penis. Not just any penis, but an ENORMOUS penis. What pissed me off was that the woman who was doing the ultrasound referred to it as a "little penis." Look here Ms. No-Milk-In-Your-Jugs ultrasound tech, I have a big, BIG, B I G penis. It's huge.

In other news, I've been kicking the crap out of the Landlady lately. While the milkless wonder was doing the ultrasound, she commented that I have long legs and also that I have long toes. Everything else went aces during the ultrasound. My heart was beating at a healthy rate, my brain looked good, and my skeletal system checked out. My weight is a little above average, which is probably due to my massive penis.

And to all of you who thought I was a girl, you were wrong!

15 comments:

Mike said...

Great news little guy. Just be careful with that thing. Someday it'll be loaded.

here today, gone tomorrow said...

I'm okay with being wrong. Mmmmmm....long toes....

Malach the Merciless said...

Are you Species?

Colonel Colonel said...

Keep kicking- tryouts for the 2022 Olympic swim team are just around the corner.

Cash said...

I knew you were a boy this whole time. How? My super-amazing sense of smell. I first smelled your little Hu-Man boy stink at three weeks.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

moooooog35 said...

Congrats on discovering your dick!!

What's that like?

Phoebe Fay said...

I'm with Lynn. I'm fine with being wrong. So congratulation on your penis! And try not to suffer from too much vagina envy.

TomboCheck said...

Every time a dick is born an angel gets its wings...

Mike said...

That just means you'll be able to pee on the sperm doner when landlady changes you.

Excellent.

The Real Mother Hen said...

Congrats, C.Rag & Angryman! :)

Diva said...

Wooo!! A fireman!!

Simply Curious said...

I knew you were a boy. Knew all along. Your thought process is male, all the way. I know you're tempted to suck on it while you're in that position, and it's so readily available and simple, but try and resist. You'll become accustomed and then you'll go through terrible withdrawals. Then again, you won't always be that flexible. You might wanna live it up while you can...


I love that the word verification on this post was mycoch. I swear it's true.

TED VELVET said...

just remember to tell uncle Ted what your mom's clam looked like when you came out. Better yet,take a picture of it for me if you can. If I can sneak it past the gatekeeper and that dude who thinks he's your dad I'll try to smuggle you a camera. congrats on your being male. we're stronger, faster and die much earlier. whoo hoo!

Cissy Strutt said...

Oh you are just a big girl.

Malicious Intent said...

So if your penis is so big, how do they know if they were looking at your penis or a leg or arm or that pizza you ate?