I thought to myself "Holy Shit Wiggles! There's some strange man looking at me."
He continued on saying, "There's the arms, heart beat..."
I was kicking my legs in anger. This Peeping Tom needs to leave me alone.
It was probably the same Peeping Tom that was looking at me when my intestines were lingering outside of me.
I heard the Peeping Tom say, "Okay, I'm going to move between the legs."
Oh no he didn't just say that. I'm not in some kiddie porn show. So I crossed my legs. No one is looking at my bathing suite area.
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I can't thank all of my Blogging Buddies enough for their kindness. I have two more awesome cool gifts from two of the coolest buddies in BlogLand. I can't wait until I'm out so I can wear their gifts while looking super awesome & beat up other kids at my play group.
The first gift comes from Malach The Merciless. It's an onesie of his softball team KMP with my name ANGRYGINGER & my number, 1, on the back. Don't worry Malach when I'm out of here, I will school you on how to play softball in my rockin' onesie. THANKS!
The second gift comes from the best Aussie EVER EVER, Cissy Strutt! She's also a fellow ginger so we are bounded by the Ginger Code, we kick ass because we have a mutated MC1R protein gene. My head will never get cold in my chocolate brown hat. I plan on wearing this when I leave the hospital since it will be cold when I finally pop out.
13 comments:
Malach Rocks
Oh, look at little Cash. She's such a Carmen wannabe!
Congrats on all of your loot! Maybe after you get out of that place you are in now, I will send you a picture of a real dog.
Oh no! Cash looks so good, I might have to send another hat so they have one each.
When will they be inspecting your goods again? I love how Cash just tries everything on!
Malach,
Yes you do. I don't know why SpermDonor refers to you as a BeanTown Douche.
Mike,
If it's a rat dog, I'm not interested.
Cissy,
Cash likes to steal my things because I can't do anything about it now.
Sara Sue,
That depends. The LandLady is switching doctors in August so it may be in August.
You think that Malach is cool? Have I taught you nothing?
Cash is a great model!
AngryMan,
Says the man who blogged about his library twice one week.
Here,
Cash is super cool.
Sue the doctor!
And you will get millions before you are born!
Such cute gifts. I haven't forgotten the monkey - how long do I have to make it? When is D-Day? x
The Hen,
I just want perverts to be locked up.
Kitty,
Don't worry it's still a while off. D-Day is Nov. 19th.
Have you checked to make sure this doctor's diploma is genuine? He seems to have an unhealthy obsession with genitals. He could be Britney Spears in drag.
Well, I still think you're a girl, so your dad is probably pretty happy that you're crossing your legs. It'll save him having to bring out the shotgun every single time you have a date.
And it'll give you more time to practice on your drum set so you can be a hot punk rocker.
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