Thursday, June 12, 2008

Room and Board Issues

Man, I'm bored in here. I got a new TV installed, but it keeps shorting out. Stupid amniotic fluid, it really does a number on my electronics. On the plus side, I've managed to knock down a few walls and I'm slowly taking over more and more of my landlady. If this keeps up, I'll pretty much run her entire body. That'll be a major improvement over the current state of affairs, let me tell you. She has terrible taste in food, and I have to work really hard to get her to eat a meatball sub. She won't even eat good deserts! Last night we were at a friend of her's and SpermDonor's who made strawberry tarts with ice cream for desert. Did she eat hers? NO! She just gave it to SpermDonor. What a rip.

10 comments:

The Real Mother Hen said...

Ah dude, that's a sad case, you're going to be a vegetarian and enjoy no fun of the "me-me" world.
Now I don't envy you dude.

(Still Not In This World) Little Dot Out.

Malach the Merciless said...

Enjoy it while it lasts and is free

AngryMan said...

Just accept it, parents suck.

Mike said...

Dood, just keep kicking and kicking until she eats something good.

Like if she eats a carrot, kick.

If she eats a slice of pizza, stop kicking.

Celery, kick.

Ice cream, stop.

You get the point, and soon enuff, so will she.

Hungry Mother said...

AG: be patient. In a few short months, you'll be on the outside and the royal in the family. Remember that daddy is always the real softy when mommy is a bitch. Play them against each other.

Sara Sue said...

Whatever you do, don't shit in your sack.

Whiskey Tits said...

perhaps if your dad wasnt such an assbag, he wouldve jismed on it, and then she wouldve wanted to eat her tart.

Colonel Colonel said...

Keep a list of all the things they do that annoy you, so you'll remember to pay them back for every one of them later.

Colonel Colonel said...

Keep a list of all the things they do that annoy you, so you'll remember to pay them back for every one of them later. Parents love that.

Malicious Intent said...

Just think, shortly you can just puke on her in protest of the menu.
Aim for her hair...that really pissses them off.