I want to give shout outs to those I hadn't given out in my previous Thank Yous.
The Real Mother Hen got me this a bird thingy. Of course she got me a peacock, because pea & cock are funny words & they like to show off how beautiful they are. I know I will be beautiful just like the Male Britney.
Simply Curious Girl got me a mirror. She totally agrees that vanity is the way to go. Looks are everything. Sometimes ugly people do win like Seal getting Heidi Klum, but God likes to shake things up a bit for a good laugh or cry.
Mike or his daughter or his wife got me a cool stuff doggy & swaddle blanket which is almost like a straight jacket. I will remember who got me a straight jacket. Cash was not a fan of the dog because the dog was white. She's a racist, but it's okay. She's black.
COLCOL has a cool first name. I want his first name if I'm a boy, but the LandLady said no. He rocks with the high Snuffleupagus stuff animal & I'm going to be banging my head even though my neck muscles are developed to AC/DC.
Tombo's other kick ass gift came. Yes I will be shouting red devil duckies at my LandLady & SpermDonor. They suck, but all of you guys rock.
Phoebe Fay & I both want to be sedated. I will be rockin' in my Ramones onesie.
Again to the one woman with rocking breasts who started this all, I want to give you a big fetus hug to Here Today Gone Tomorrow . Please note I'm only about 5.5 inches long & I'm a size of a large ass bell pepper so the hug will feel more like a flutter in your stomach. Thank you for all of your gift including the crib sheets which made the LandLady very happy. I plan on pushing the SpermDonor & the LandLady out of the bed so they'll have to sleep in the crib. Also a big bark from Cash for the Johnny Cash Onesie. She's very partial to her namesake.
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once again, sorry i'm such a poor bitch. but i'm in teh middle of moving.. MOVING OUTSIDE OF YOUR WINDOW!!!
Is that why the LandLady is shaking with such enthusiasm?
You should get something special from Malach is a day or two
I wouldn't leave Landlady & Spermdonor alone in that crib for too long, or your likely to have a sibling...
Is Cash sniffing those things to find the drugs that everyone sent her?
Malach,
It better not be a bag of dog shit on fire on my front porch.
COLCOL,
I will beat up that younger sibling. I'll make 'em tough.
AngryMan,
She doesn't know why they were placed on her bed.
What? I thought peacock was a cock attached to your pee pee? No? Then destroy it dude, for any cock not attached to pee pee is from Satan!
Yes! Devil launching mayhem! If you dig on it let me know, and when you get bigger we can get you setup with a wrist rocket
Still haven't found the catnip, eh?
Hee, hee.
hello little ag. what a lucky foetus you are with all that loot. something is on it's way from Great Aunt Cissy but she made a boo boo (or should hat be 'boob boo'?) and it will arrive from *real name*.
I'll give you a clue, though. "When is a hat NOT a hat?".
love from Cissy
The Hen,
You frighten me.
Tombo,
That's the coolest thing EVER!
Here,
Cash is still searching.
Cissy,
Don't worry most of the Blogging Buddies sent with their real names, but my lips are sealed. I can't even talk yet. There's still a couple of years yet before I'll say my first word.
I'm taking a picture of it tonight.
THANKS!
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