Here's the first gift, one from my homie Uncle Ted V. He got me the lullaby tunes of the Cure. As Uncle Ted BadAss V said "It sure beats the fuck out of Barney." Thank you very much. I hate big purple toolbag dinosaurs.
The next gift was the satanic rubber ducky. Thanks goes to Tombo who has excellent taste. Cash had to make sure it was safe since cat cooties & the devil are related.
For the final box that arrived today, I have to give big props to the Lady who started all of this. Without her I wouldn't have anything. The LandLady & the SpermDonor are cheap and would rather spend their money on bourbon & porn which they say it's not for me. I want me some porn & bourbon, too! Share the wealth, man! A big AngryGinger hug & thanks goes out to Here Today Gone Tomorrow.Thanks for doing all of this. I'll be rocking with the Ramones, my organic receiving blanket, & my two awesome books.
15 comments:
Those are awesome! I'm dying to hear a lullaby version of Beat on the Brat.
You already got the Satan Duck? Damn, I need to move faster. I didn't see Baby's First Bourbon on the list though.
It's good to see you and the dog getting along so well this early. Hopefully this will continue once you start taking all the dog's attention away.
The Fay,
People want to stay on my good side. So that's why they buy awesome gifts, & they are super nice & awesome people who buy gifts for complete strangers. It's strange.
COLCOL,
Any other satanic stuff would do.
AngryMan,
She is my leader. I am her Hu-Man Mole. Now B.O.B.!
when the kid is a 3 year old goth, walking around like Wednesday Adams just don't blame me.
Totally sweet satanic duck! :)
Why did you go for a Satan duck instead of a HEN?
I'll do mine next week :)
Maybe get you a porn or something.
Or me and Mr Hen will adopt you - ah then you will have 2 homes, one in the west, one in the east, and you can watch porn from coast to coast!
Fuck, that's lovely!
Uncle Ted,
I will just beat the shit out of those goth emo kids.
Tombo,
Thanks for your gift.
The Hen,
Blame Amazon.
As long as there's more money for me with having two sets of parent I'm down with, but there's no way I can get grounded by both sets. That's way too much.
No one sends me gifts and I am angry, but I am not ginger. I am an evil raven head. Who do I have to piss off to get some gifts around here???
MI,
Are you in growing inside a womb too?
I am going to get you a lifetime subscription to the internet newsgroup alt/hobbies/barnie-die!die!die!
I am sending something soon
well i feel like an asshole now. i didnt get you anything. siiighs. i'm such a shitty auntie tequila.
Didn't find the catnip, yet, huh?
(Cash is extremely cute. Don't tell her I said that.)
You need to do this to your dad's car.
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