That's all I have to say about Pittsburgh.Gifts:
Here Today Gone Tomorrow set a gift registry for me. I than directed LandLady what I wanted: Bourbon, guns, & porn. The LandLady said no, so I made her pay for her rebellion. I made her puke twice one day. HAHA! Take That! Instead there are onesies and other baby stuff. Right now I'm a nudist, but in the outside world I have to wear clothes which is really lame.
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7 comments:
HaHaHa, you have to wear baby clothes. How gay is that?
NUDITY! BOURBON! GUNS!
NUDITY! BOURBON! GUNS!
NUDITY! BOURBON! GUNS!
Oh, yeah. You're gonna enjoy America.
Nudity you're getting right now so quit whining. Wait till you get out and realise there won't be any alcohol for a very long time.
KMP Softball Onesie!
People should buy guns and ship them to Cash.
Also, I would like a KMP Softball onesie.
hmm, i can help you with all three....
i'll go run out to get a bottle of bourbon now!
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