To where? Pittsburgh! Why oh why does my first trip have to be to Pittsburgh? Do they want to make me suffer? Why can't we go to Las Vegas? I want strippers. Do you know what Pittsburgh strippers look like?Yes it is horrible. I've already decided that my LandLady & Sperm Donor are lame ass butt lickers.
Aw, Pittsburgh gets a bad rap, just 'cuz they set their river on fire. Oh, wait... that was Cleveland. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference. OK, you're right, it sucks, but you can just be glad it's not Buffalo.
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Selling them on eBay might net you enough money to go to Las Vegas.
Pittsburgh is a really poor excuse for a city.
I'd but them for a dollar
Ah, no more crazy horse in Vegas dude. So those a-buck-for-a-dozen Pitt chicks will do for now.
Btw, big opportunity for you to try some kungfu on those Pitt dino strippers!
DON'T JEOPARDIZE THE BIG PLAN
Little Dot Out
Aw, Pittsburgh gets a bad rap, just 'cuz they set their river on fire. Oh, wait... that was Cleveland. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference. OK, you're right, it sucks, but you can just be glad it's not Buffalo.
You better sell them before they sell you.
Mike,
White slavery cane bring in a lot of dough.
Malach,
LandLady can get a little more since she has more holes.
The Hen,
Little Dot you need to hurry up so we can go to Vegas together.
Two hot young babies in diapers patrolling the strip will be awesome.
COLCOL,
Buffalo is worse.
AngryMan,
You can't sell me. Grandma will be very upset.
Pittsburgh is close to Hell on Earth my dear child, almost as much as Canada.
dear little ag - that photo is truly horrible. It almost made me cry.
Pope,
I am getting a restraining order on you. Don't touch me there.
Cissy,
Ugly stippers make me cry too.
uh oh, I hear Pittsburgh is where there's a giant kick mommy in the belly machine. I think they're sick of your crap.
interesting.
i'm pretty sure you should go to minneapolis for your next road trip. actually, i'm POSITIVE as land lady's pregger test!
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