Then this doctor fellow stick this wand up my LandLady's koochie to take pictures of me. For one thing I didn't ask for pictures. I didn't have any clothes on. I was asleep! What the Hell! Meanwhile Sperm Donor was extremely uncomfortable with some weirdo doctor sticking things up the LandLady. The LandLady was trying not to laugh at the situation.
I see no reason why they couldn't wait until I was awake to have some weirdo who looks at koochies all day to take my picture. As soon as the Sperm Donor scans in my picture, I will put it up.
What do I have to do to get some privacy?
16 comments:
Maybe you should make the LandLady throw up more.
very nice picture. I like the sneer and the fuck you stare you've got going. just wait till they pull you out of the landlord, hang you upside down and smack your ass. only then you will truly be an angry ginger
i'm pretty sure that sperm donor was only uncomfortable because he wishes a doctor (or hell, anyone for that matter) would stick things up him too!
Tequila:
I'm not Atlas.
AngryMan,
Why don't I make her throw up on you?
Velvet,
I'm saying fuck you to the freaking doctor taking pictures of me. Fuck off koochie smeller!
Tequila,
Oh so that's what he uses the butt plugs for.
AngryMan,
Butt Pluger!
Next time he sticks his hand up there, bite him.
COLCOL,
I'm going to do more than that. I'm going to bust a cap in him.
dear angryginger
you have a very nice blog. it is nice. I like it.
may I say what a lovely photo of you? Thanks. What a lovely photo of you.
love from cissy(ginger) xx
Are those your lingering intestines there, too?
Lingering Intestines would be a good name for a band.
In 14 years, beg and plead for a drum set and then start a band called Lingering Intestines. Spend a lot of time practicing at 3 a.m. The Landlady and the Sperm Donor will love it!
Cissy,
The power of gingers are great. I'm already hot stuff & I'm only 2 cm long.
The Fay,
Yes those are my intestines. The Sperm Donor likes to say that's my penis, but I may not be a boy. I haven't revealed what I am.
The Fay,
Also great idea for a band. If I'm a girl, I will totally get a drum set. Chick drummers are hot & since I'm already going to be hot stuff I might as well continue with my image.
Was Cash pleased when she saw this?
See, see, see, this proves there is life at conception. BABY KILLERS!
Here,
She was so pleased she killed a groundhog in my honor.
Pope,
Please don't molest me.
Totally Cool!
The beginning of life is just fucking amazing!
I just wish I could a better cable package in here.
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