My LandLady is naturally cold. She layers like an Eskimo when it’s only 50 degrees. Come on!
I can’t make her sick, but I can make her colder. I’m sucking all her warmth.
YES…ALL THE WARMTH FOR ME!
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
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Be careful with this strategy. It might come back to haunt you when you want to go out and play and she's *constantly* insisting that you put on a sweater. Or insisting that you can't go swimming because it's too cold.
Trust me, these landlords get really neurotic about this stuff later.
They also get neurotic about things like eating broccoli and not eating dirt.
No fun at all.
Once you get all the heat, call up and order 16 large pepperoni pizzas. Parents always find that funny.
I'd have no problem w/you ordering a bunch of large pizzas.
Also, leave the landlord alone. Her constant coldness is probably driving her husband crazy -- cranking the heat up to 70 when it's 65 degrees out? COME ON!!!
Give her a craving for some really spicy Mexican food. That ought to turn up the heat a notch or two.
The Fay,
But I love mud pie!
ColonelColonel,
Done & Done!
SpermDonor,
I'm getting a richer SpermDonor who will pay for the pizzas!
Mike,
She has that.
Laugh it up now little one...it's mighty cold when you pop out of there. Better hope she doesn't take it out on you by pushing extra hard and making you look like a cone head for a month like my cousin did to her Ginger...
another way to make your landlord colder is by putting ice up her cooch. but that's probably hard to do in your position...
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