So I've just been recruited to join an army. An army of canines to take over the world. They are going to use me as the mole. I'm Hu-Man, but I will follow my leader the brave Cash. All you Hu-Mans think I'm one of you, but I'm not. We shall overcome.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Hey It's Dark In Here
This uterus I'm living in is pretty dark. I'm trying to get my own place. Apparently you have to experience live birth to rent from most landlords, so it's not going that well. I get surprisingly good cell phone service here.
So I've just been recruited to join an army. An army of canines to take over the world. They are going to use me as the mole. I'm Hu-Man, but I will follow my leader the brave Cash. All you Hu-Mans think I'm one of you, but I'm not. We shall overcome.
So I've just been recruited to join an army. An army of canines to take over the world. They are going to use me as the mole. I'm Hu-Man, but I will follow my leader the brave Cash. All you Hu-Mans think I'm one of you, but I'm not. We shall overcome.
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Hi Angry Ginger - welcome to the blogassfear (Copyright Joey Polanski) and the world. We are so glad you are here to ginger the place up!
Holy crap I am scared
Here,
If Cash lets me, you live through the Revolution even though you are a cat lady. I like you.
Malach,
Be very afraid!
nice. i bet youre just so cute already!!! i just want to SHAKE YOU!!!
By the way, please ask the Landlady and Sperm Donor to figure out how to put up some sort of link so that we can buy baby shower gifts without them having to reveal their true identities. I don't care if others think that is crass, but I would like to buy you a little gifty or two.
as a father to double gingers I'm telling you,just because you tend to be more perfect and beautiful then those other ugly crap kids out there doesn't mean your father won't put you through a wall when you anger him with your insolent ginger behavior! Walk the line ginger kid.
Tequila,
Shaken Baby Syndrome sounds like roller coaster ride.
Here,
I'll talk with the Landlady & Sperm Donor.
Ted,
I can't walk the line. It's genetically proven that Gingers can't do it.
Just remember- Barney is Evil.
This has a whole "Alien" feel to it. Now I am a little worried. This revolution thing may be real.
Damn. Must've been a bitch getting a keyboard into your place! Well, glad you're here. Try not to make your landlord too sick too often.
CC,
I'm only watching porn...when I'm old enough to. I take after my LandLady.
Mike,
Of course it's real. We need CHANGE.
Phoebe,
I have a nice set up. I have a laptop one of those MacAir ones & I have a cell phone. It's sweet. Also I don't have to make my own food.
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