I don't know what else I can do. I have limited mobility right now so I can't be too much of a disruptive tenant. Any suggestions or should I just wait until I'm a teenager to deal out my damage.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Attack #1
So Cash has telepathically order me to make my LandLady very sick. The problem is that she has a stomach of steel. She doesn't have nausea and she's not vomiting. 
I don't know what else I can do. I have limited mobility right now so I can't be too much of a disruptive tenant. Any suggestions or should I just wait until I'm a teenager to deal out my damage.
I don't know what else I can do. I have limited mobility right now so I can't be too much of a disruptive tenant. Any suggestions or should I just wait until I'm a teenager to deal out my damage.
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Keep trying. Don't act like a baby.
Make her crave pickles with ice cream and catsup. C'mon. You're eating what she's eating, so make her give you something interesting.
Convince your landlady that either Michael Vick or Al Sharpton might be your real daddy.
Tell her to hurry up and give birth to you so you can vote for Obama.
I think what you'll do to her and Sperm Donor when you are a teenager will more than make up for any failings right now. Cultivate patience.
Hey, there's a Myth Vs. Reality post up welcoming you to the world.
hmm, if you didnt have limited mobility, id suggest doing riverdance around in her womb, but maybe later.
Hi - thanks for dropping by my place. How cool that an embryo has its own blog. Surely you can make your landlord want to eat some really gross stuff? My kids did that to me - even if she's not sick now, she will be forever in the future every time she thinks about what you made her eat.
:-) x
Wow, that is an attractive picture.
my gingers used to stretch out and hoof the ribs like a donkey on meth, that always pleased the landlord.
Whenever she lies down kick like hell.
Practice the phrase "OH YEAH? Well Grandma says you did all SORTS of stuff when you were my age!"
Practice your teenage pronunciation of the word "Muuuuuuth-ER!"
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